Snake Wrestling

Sam just doesn't know when to stay out of the shot. 

School's Out

Sam dropped out of school. Jen could no longer tolerate the unedited emails sent out by the director. With the most hellbent of hellions in the place, the director was clearly getting the better deal out of the arrangement (free childcare/education). Reports of "L hitting" and "L screaming" ... and then there was the incident where Jen had to wrestle Sam's artwork out of L's father's hands because L tried to steal Sam's intellectual and physical property. Enough was enough. 

So Sam will be "home schooled" for the summer until starting a new school in the fall. I suppose this means a lot of art projects. 

And cultural excursions. 

And a multitude of walks in the double stroller. 

No Snakes on the Table

If cats aren't allowed on the furniture, surely, neither are reptiles of any sort. 

Family Band

Teddy's early music lessons. 

One Year Ago Today

We all doubled our trouble.

Think Outside the Sippy Cup

Jen is always trying to force her world view on the boys. Maybe the milk tastes better backwards. 

Curiosity Killed The ...

Jen likes her envelopes in size order. She has an intricate system of trays and rubber bands and containers. She will be most displeased about this. 

And the Tupperware?! This kid is a menace. I would watch out because Jen, in one of her rages, might take Teddy back to the pound. Remember Tigeritza? Yeah! She was Jen and Josh's first cat. Where is her blog? Nowhere!

At the very least, Teddy should expect a serious dressing down and a forced buzz cut. Sam was uncooperative one too many times and I am pretty sure he is headed to military school.