My Mommy Dresses Me Funny

Are you disturbed? You should be. Teddy bear. Get it? He's dressed as a bear. Yeah, like he wasn't going to get teased with that name already. 

Funny story: A kid at Sam's school saw T in a jacket with little ears on it. Kid says, Hey, Teddy bear. Sam then wheels around and hollers, He is NOT a Teddy bear. He's just Teddy! That's right, Sam, protect what's yours. Brothers for life!

And what is this? Argyle? Are we pining for the Ivy League here? Like T is already too good for a land grant college. I think Jen is grooming him to be an economist. Like we need more practitioners of the dismal science. 

The Teddy Menace

Yet another example of how lax Jen is with the second child. She clearly allows Teddy to pull my tail, and then she encourages him as he chases me, laughing deviously. Sam is the voice of reason. Thank goodness for that kid, anyway. 

Vegetables

You know I don't care for vegetables. I eat chicken flavored cat food. I guess if the vegetables were chicken flavored, that would be okay. I think Jen should try chicken flavored broccoli with Teddy, since whatever she is doing is clearly not working out.