Sam: Noooooo, Rufus chews with his mouth closed.
Jen, chagrined: Oh, Rufus does? We all chew with our mouths closed.
Sam: Yeah.
Thank you for defending my honor, Sam!
I know - I think - that Jen means well, but I don't think that by maligning my eating habits she will instill good manners in Sam. The proof will be in the pudding ... well, in how the pudding is eaten, actually. Besides, cat teeth are made for ripping flesh, and raw meat is sticky and requires a lot of licking and mouth-open chewing. Kibble is difficult to maneuver with large, sharp teeth so also requires some smacking and very loud crunching. Cut me some slack!
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